.: line at reception desk 6 people deep with one staff to support
.: very disgruntled, brutally honest employee… “we’re bank-owned, you know”
.: tv picture works 2 out of 3 times. sound works on whims only
.: bar/pool is closed for people of higher caliber than I
.: security visits at midnight to just, you know, say hey, talk a while
.: why is the in-room alarm going off at 6am?
.: “Housekeeping?” No thank you, that’s why I put the DO NOT DISTURB SIGN ON THE DOOR!
.: hairs in the shower. not mine.
.: smoke alarm going off sans smoke