Bendy straws are either the height of human ingenuity and engineering accomplishment…or a sign of the ultimate degradation of society into purely decadent excess.
I haven’t decided which.
I imagine, though, that one of Sally Struther’s adoptees, upon seeing me slurping my second coke that I didn’t really want at lunch through a rakishly positioned bendy straw would exclaim (had he the linguistic ability), “SERIOUSLY bro?!”
Height of ingenuity, I just decided.