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What is that thing where guys don’t flush the urinal? I’m almost positive that I’ve written about this before, but it’s clearly still a problem, and therefore bears repeating: flush the damn urinal. No one, especially me, wants to see … Continue reading →

My last three sent text messages speak to a higher level of understanding. Observe: The marine layer has burned off and the sun is shining. Cigarette haze and broken dreams are all that remain. See you soon. Hey! Just thinking … Continue reading →

Why didn’t any of you SOB’s tell me how incredibly awesome Californication is? Granted, I get a cheap thrill out of the fact that it’s filmed in my neighborhood (“There’s my market!”, “That’s the house around the corner!”, “The canals!”), … Continue reading →

Dave’s Life Schedule for the Last Month: 1. Work at least 10 hours…but more like 122. Stop by local dive-bar on way home because you “need” it3. Play pool. Poorly4. Leave just before last-call so that you’re not one of … Continue reading →

Wow. Go here and take a look at my post from 02.23.2003. Or better, yet, I’ll just re-create it here: I just spent $27 on a tank-full of regular 87 octane gas. Thank you, President Bush. ah-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! If I may, … Continue reading →

Every 6 months or so I get an over-whelming craving for a hard-boiled egg. I don’t know why, it’s just one of those things. Well, actually this time I do know why. I was reading Bukowski and he said: I … Continue reading →

As you know, LA is the center off all that is good and holy. It is also, coincidentally, fairly close to the center of all that is terrible and sinful. The number one reason for this high ranking is the … Continue reading →

As in relationships, as in life, communication is key. So many hardships, break-ups, hurt feelings, deaths, and basic misunderstandings come from just. not. communicating effectively. Therefore, and on that note…what the fuck?:This “helpful” sign is in the already bewildering and … Continue reading →

What are we doing in America? I mean, haven’t we messed up the world-stage enough in the last decade or so? Look, we had a good run. We did some good stuff. Stopping the Nazis was pretty big, giving Einstein … Continue reading →

My Memorial Day Weekend, in Quantities (1) badly sliced thumb that now has an interesting chunk taken out of it(1) canceled-at-the-last-minute trip to Seattle(2) missed BBQ’s due to,(4) days of being sick(3) rolls of toilet paper as Kleenex substitute(a billion) … Continue reading →