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On the whole, despite my busy work schedule and fabulously impressive and engaging social life, I actually spend a great deal of time alone. For someone who thinks and analyzes as much as I do, this is not (as my … Continue reading →

As a direct result to my earlier observations, I went to the market tonight. No better way to spend a lonely Saturday night when you’re fighting a cold than wandering through a nearly deserted market in a half-daze. There are … Continue reading →

I’m not sure what “ironic” means, but I have a feeling it has something to do with watching back to back episodes of Kitchen Nightmares while only having a half-filled jar of jelly and a box of old saltines in … Continue reading →

You know who I want to be? Hank Moody. You know, the emotionally damaged writer on Showtime’s hit original series, Californication? And this, of course, is the part where I say I feel like that show is written about me. … Continue reading →

For the record, I’m sticking my gut out. Also for the record, I’m not sticking it out nearly as much as I wish I was…time to lay off the Del Taco. And lastly for the record, a child’s-sized costume is … Continue reading →

Have you guys heard about this internet thing? It’s primarily a worldwide pornography database, but apparently you can also use it to find information on various subjects. Things like dinosaurs, politics, and the Britney Spears. You can also find people, … Continue reading →