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hi Skittles!

Tonight we were talking about this mutual friend of ours who acts like a player. Or rather, he acts like a PLAYA, on the real. To which, she laughed and explained you have to have a few things to really … Continue reading →

Pretty girls make everything better. Have you noticed that? Even when you’re getting violently raped at the auto repair place, the pin-up in the grimy corner somehow makes it all go a little smoother. It only hurts at first. Not … Continue reading →

Where does devotion come from? Sometimes, it is truly altruistic…though even as I write this those words ring hollow. Do you ever do anything without getting something in return? Even when that something is the self-satisfaction of helping someone in … Continue reading →

Now c’mon, that’s pretty blond for brown hair, no?

An anonymous commenter asked me if I used to be a redhead (based on the pic below). This, coincidentally, is something I was thinking a lot about while visiting my parents over Christmas, and we discussed in great and bewildering … Continue reading →

You’re welcome…

It’s like facebook has replaced floorpie. Tragedy!

Why is it that, in movies, when one of the characters is eating cereal for breakfast, there is always milk on the table? Be it either a half-filled gallon, a quart carton, or some kind of glass carafe, it’s always … Continue reading →

Parents have things they say. This may have been obvious to you. Parents have things they say like mantras, and they end every conversation. “I love you” is one, though now that I write this I realize that that’s not … Continue reading →