Category Archives: from the Blogger archives

Got an invite to Blogger Prom 2009…which is awesome though also weird as I have a spectacularly unpopular blog; and, over the last year or so I’ve updated less and less. Even so, I’ve been doing this since early 2000. … Continue reading →

As an addendum to yesterday’s post about my mini-tragedies in threes, everyone that I’ve mentioned my string of bad-ish luck to has, to a man, gasped the loudest, had the deepest sighs, and choked back their streaming tears when I … Continue reading →

My life is not that hard. There are people that are much worse off by far. However comma, I could do without my back-up harddrive failing and taking years of pictures and documents with it, my TV failing, and getting … Continue reading →

I saw a dead body last week. Not in a controlled situation like a funeral or an anatomy class. On the street. In the middle of the street, in fact, having previously been hit by a car driven by a … Continue reading →

Aaron: http://www.savagechickens.com/images/chickencommunication.jpgDavid: it would be like you if there were martini glasses and it said “I hate you”Aaron: i love to hate youDavid: song titleAaron: Loving you is easy ‘cus i hate your gutsAaron: do m do an doo dooDavid: … Continue reading →

I like to deliver unintentional soliloquies. I like that I stumbled on the correct spelling of “soliloquies” on the first try. I like to deliver unintentional soliloquies. More often than not, when in one-on-one conversations, I start to wax poetic … Continue reading →

I was confronted (accosted?) by one of the crazy homeless dudes in Venice/Marina del Rey this morning. I was sitting outside enjoying the sun when he parked his shopping cart at the end of the alley and stomped up to … Continue reading →

Typically, I’m funny on this blog. Maybe that’s a gross over-generalization along with a certain amount of overwhelming arrogance, so maybe I should instead say that typically, I try to be funny on this blog. Entertaining at least. Life is … Continue reading →

I know that this is specious logic, but my company adds a little environmental statement to the end of all of our emails. It’s a couple of carriage returns, the statement “Please think before you print”, and then a couple … Continue reading →

I need to murder my television. Some of you limp-wristed cheese-eaters would suggest that I simply unplug it, but pacifism is for the weak. I want the visceral sensation of cold delicious murder to thrill through my body. I mean … Continue reading →