Category Archives: considered

conspiracy!

Here’s what I’ve decided, and I’m pretty excited about it. The paper companies (aka “The Conglomerate”) has entered into an evil cabal with the pharmaceuticals (in conjunction with the FDA, obviously), to purposely infect the populace with the common cold. … Continue reading

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goodbye?

A friend is leaving LA today. It’s odd, when I was younger and being moved from place to place by the Air Force that wanted my Dad in different parts of the country every few years, I didn’t really get … Continue reading

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small big life

It’s funny how big our tiny existences can seem sometimes. I have so many things that I want/need to do, so many people that I want/need to interact with, so many places that I want/need to go to. Yet, in … Continue reading

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$300 is a lot to spend on irony

I need to be the guy that sews his own shirts. The one with the ill-fitting pants with frayed edges and the wrong button to button-hole ratio. That would be better than purchasing, say, a $250 shirt with a cardigan … Continue reading

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alcohol. the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems

It has recently occurred to me how odd bars are. I spend a lot of time in them, more than the average, but for whatever reason I never realized the truth of them. People drink there. Sometimes there’s food, though … Continue reading

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keywords

I need to brainstorm on a number of action items on a go-forward basis. I’ll have to put some of the end-user insights into the parking lot and table their milestones…but I’ll circle-back with the key stakeholders to make sure … Continue reading

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customization

She lightly bit her lower lip, a pensive expression on her face, “A lot of people are mad at me right now;” she said quietly, looking up at them doe-eyed. “Don’t worry, we’re only a little mad at you,” he … Continue reading

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decadence

Bendy straws are either the height of human ingenuity and engineering accomplishment…or a sign of the ultimate degradation of society into purely decadent excess. I haven’t decided which. I imagine, though, that one of Sally Struther’s adoptees, upon seeing me … Continue reading

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just a little patience

When I was little I had this record. Well, I had a lot of records but I remember this one in particular. For one thing, contrary to the rest of my assorted Disney 45’s and old cartoon anthems, this was … Continue reading

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what’s the matter with you people?

I don’t get my apartment complex. Actually, it’s less of a complex and more of a collective. Four 2-bedroom apartments in a row facing another row of four apartments with a courtyard in the middle. I’m on one end and … Continue reading

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