Author Archives: DAK

customization

She lightly bit her lower lip, a pensive expression on her face, “A lot of people are mad at me right now;” she said quietly, looking up at them doe-eyed. “Don’t worry, we’re only a little mad at you,” he … Continue reading

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decadence

Bendy straws are either the height of human ingenuity and engineering accomplishment…or a sign of the ultimate degradation of society into purely decadent excess. I haven’t decided which. I imagine, though, that one of Sally Struther’s adoptees, upon seeing me … Continue reading

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just a little patience

When I was little I had this record. Well, I had a lot of records but I remember this one in particular. For one thing, contrary to the rest of my assorted Disney 45’s and old cartoon anthems, this was … Continue reading

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what’s the matter with you people?

I don’t get my apartment complex. Actually, it’s less of a complex and more of a collective. Four 2-bedroom apartments in a row facing another row of four apartments with a courtyard in the middle. I’m on one end and … Continue reading

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foursquat

Look, I like to think of myself as a reasonably connected guy. I’ve had a website that no one reads for just about 10 years, I have multiple computers and phones, I’ve got your facebook, I’ve got your myspace, I’ve … Continue reading

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things to do before I die #3278-3282

3278. Get paid to take pictures. 3279. Finish a painting that I’m not embarrassed of 3280. Gig 3281. Write another song 3282. Sleep

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floorpie 4.0

Or at least I think it’s my fourth version of this site…possibly the fifth. Either way, this is a new one all the same. In truth, though, I’m trying to make it look just like the old one, just with … Continue reading

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this is happening

So, here I go again. It’s been a few months since Blogger decided that all of their hosted blogs had to be on their site…which had meant that the venerable floorpie.net would have become blogspot.floorpie.thissucks.seriously?.com, or, the somewhat easier to … Continue reading

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so long?

I’ve had this blog for 10 years. 10 years! Before Blogger was even known, and before blogging was thing to do, I was doing so. I don’t know whether to be proud of that or dismayed by my decades long … Continue reading

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rock all night, party a good majority of every day

I wish I got paid for what I wanted to do instead of what I’m actually good at. In truth, I’m getting paid more and more for sitting in meetings…which I neither want to do or am good at. With … Continue reading

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