News from the Dark Side

From my Dad, living and working in the D.C. area, and referring to Isabel:

To: Son
From: Dad
Subject: Home on a 4-day weekend

Federal Government is closed, metro is shut down, all schools are closed, all city and county governments are closed and states of emergency have been declared in Virginia and Maryland. All this at year-end.

Besides all that, having a nice nap.

Dad

Gotta appreciate a sense of humor.