What the huh?
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My floorpie domain has the ability to check e-mail remotely on the web. For whatever reason, said interface puts these tiny little heads in front of messages it deems “personal”. For instance:
Who’s head is this? Who drew it? What kind of residuals do you get on something like that? Is it a self-portrait? Will the hairstyle change as styles dictate? Clearly, I have many questions.
I’d love it if my claim to fame could have been something so innocuous:
“You know those little tiny heads next to your e-mail when they’re personal? Their mine”
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“Hello?”
You’d have to carry a notebook just to keep all the ladeez’s names and numbers straight… and preferably a Polaroid for easy cross-referencing. Little head guy, whoever you are, we salute you.