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We make about 300 different kinds of probes for customers. No matter probes of U.S. standard , JIS standard , or European standard , all can be easily offered by us. Therefore if you need any kind of probes ,please contact us without hesitate. Best quality , reasonable prices , superior service and quicker punctual delivery will be guaranteed.

Am I a bad person for finding that funny? I could really rake in the dough by simply correcting the English on some of the Asian vendors’ websites I come across in my work.

Of course, my Chinese is nothing to be proud of, either.