There’s a McDonald’s radio commercial that I’ve been hearing lately that, more or less, says something along the lines of:

Now McDonald’s McNuggets are even better with even more white meat!

Obviously, just another attempt by The Man to keep a brotha’ down; but, besides that: more white meat than what? More white meat, say, than a large canned ham? More white meat than a non-white meat making machine’s non-white meat meat? More white meat than fractions? Inquiring minds want to know.

Also, who thought Chicken McNuggets were made from actual meat in the first place? I’d pretty much reconciled myself to the fact that those babies were made from recycled Third World phonebooks.

Unless, of course, someone can show me what part of the chicken the “nuggets” come from.