How To Get a Ridiculously Insane Tax Refund Despite Being Unemployed For Over a Year

1. get a job
2. see Step 1

And that really seems to be about it. Becoming gainfully employed on or about September of last year meant that I paid taxes for my higher tax bracket for about 4 months. Having only earned a 1/3 of what I would have if I’d worked the whole year suddenly means that I’ve overpaid quite a bit for my actual lower tax bracket for last year. Which means I will be able to greatly enhance my pimpin’ lifestyle with the addition of Pimpin’ Food, Pimpin’ Gas Money, and Pimpin’ Basic Survival Needs.