Of all the random thoughts that have passed through my mind today, this one may be the most pointless:

“When I wash all of my white socks, what are the chances that They match up with their original pairs? How likely is it that one sock stays with its mate for it’s entire life? Assuming a normal sock life, and no special markings, has this EVER happened anytime in history?”

Followed by thoughts like, “What the hell am I doing?” and “why am I still thinking about this?”