Daring to be different, CNN’s story about Jeopardy’s Ken Jennings’ impressive winning streak possibly coming to an end, was prefaced with:

Editor’s Note: The Associated Press provided this story to news outlets, and gives details below. If you’d prefer to not know anything, stop reading now.

Wouldn’t it be a lot more efficient, (and for that matter, more recognizable) if they just did what every other 13-year old cam girl and blogger does and say:

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>I, for one, would love to see that on CNN:

(AP) – In an astounding example of social conscience and intelligence, the American people voted today in an historic election. The incumbent U.S. President George “Dubya” Bush

**SPOILERS**

lost the election by an astounding 105%. Republican officals claim that the percentage loss is impossible even when considering non-recognized illegal immigrants and claim that there must be some mistake as they felt that they had the election clearly rigged as in last years’ Florida re-count. Officials asked that the public remember Osama bin Laden and The Axis of Evil, but not WMD’s, when considering the recount.
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Democratic officials conceded that after the recount, Bush may have actually only lost the election by 102%.
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Former President Bush could not be immediately reached for comment, but did issue a press release listing his favorite comic books with the hand-scrawled notation, “Wonder Woman is totally hot.”

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