You know how when you’re a guy, and you’re at home, and there’s no one around so that you’re comfortable enough to walk around in your boxers and Cheetoes-stained wife-beater, but slightly prior to that when you still had your jeans on and you are walking towards the bathroom to engage in Number One and so you start undoing your belt somewhere between the X-Box and the pile of empty pizza boxes?

Well, when you are at work, you generally shouldn’t start going through that same motion when you’re still in the hallway 10 feet from the restroom. I’m just saying.