The thing I don’t understand about Alcoholics Anonymous is how it’s really not all that anonymous… or perhaps it is anonymous (“Hi, I’m David K.”), it’s just not secret which I’d prefer to think of it as.

I always envision a kins of secret society where at midnight, through a circuitous path, individuals arrive at an undisclosed location to discuss plans for world domination over coffee and donuts. I don’t mean to make light of those batlling alcoholism, that’s just the mental image I get whenever I think of AA.
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What I do mean to make light of is the sketchy AA facility right next to my office in Hollywood that has a big green sign saying Alcoholics Anonimous. Which just brings to mind all kinds of “I’m not as think as you drunk I am” jokes to me.