These are getting funny. I totally understand why they even attempt after the obvious gullibility of the American people (judging by the last election); but, really, who falls for this stuff?

I am Miss Achan Manute . The Daughter of MR. DOL JOHN MANUTE from Sudan. I am sorry; this mail will surprise you,

though we do not know, this intended to be the main information, I think you might have heard about what I am about to tell you in the world news. Due to the current war between the Muslim north and the Christian south. My father wasone of the black African Sudanese richest Cattle Farmer. One cool afternoon the Janjaweed militias invaded my father’s farm in Darfur and burn down everything in the farm; They killed my Father and took away a lot of items from his farm.

After the death of my father, my self and my mother escaped to Chad. recently my mother revealed to me on a sick bed, that when my late father foresee the war coming; he gathered his money and sold most of his things and deposited the money which amounted to $9.5m

with a private security firm as precious family belongings.

My mother and I are therefore requesting your assistance to help us claim this fund and to help us wisely invest this money in your country.

We have also mapped out 20% as compensation for your assistance and 5% for any expenses during the transaction.

Please kindly contact me immediately via email for easy communication and I will furnish you with details of the transaction.

May God richly bless you for affecting ourlives.

Regards,
>Miss Achan Mary Manute.

While writing this post, I just decided, “You know what, I’m totally writing “her” back. So here’s my reply:

Miss Manute-

>Thank you for contactng me, I think I can help you. I am saddened and dismayed to hear what has happened to your family, I hope you are finding some comfort and happiness with Chad. It is terrible what is happenning in the world today. Please let me know how I can help, as I am very concerned with your plight and have had similar suffering.

Godspeed,
Janna

Hopefully, they’ll get back to me so I can flesh out Janna’s terrible life.