Effective March 15, we will no longer carry pillows on flights within the 48 contiguous states or flights between the U.S. and Canada, Mexico, Central America or the Caribbean.

My Silver Medallion status just got a lot more valuable to me. The e-mail went on to say:

Those passengers requiring oxygen will have the option to purchase small quantities while in flight. Oxygen services, however, will not be offered at the gate, or by some of our code-share partners. Please see your travel agent for further details between the minutes of 3:17PM and 3:23PM.
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It’s all part of the Southwestation of the airline industry.

.: Russel Crowe targeted by al Qaeda as part of a cultural destabilization plot. Just for the record, if Master and Commander had never been made my stomach would actually have been more stable.