The Floorpie NewsBreak

.: Steve Jobs calls the father of a boy slain for his iPod. Which I think is cool. Doesn't change the tragedy of the matter, of course, but it's cool.
.: Angelina Jolie adopts Ethiopian orphan. Which I think is also cool. Funny, though, that I have no compunctions about dating that twice-divorced single mother of two.
.: London scores 2012 Olympics handing Paris it's 3rd loss in a row. Russian judges score perfect 10's across the board.
.: Prince Albert acknowledges fathering an illegitimate son...in a can!
Bush crashes his bike into a policeman. I used to run into people all the time, too on my bike... when I was 5!
.: 450 sheep jump to their deaths in Turkey, a la lemmings