70 e-mails to start a Monday is fine. Tuesday and Wednesday are OK, too, but Thursday is starting to get just plain rude. Friday, though, FRIDAY is just obscene. How am I supposed to slack off all day when I’ll have to reply to all of these e-mails… and then reply to the replies… and the replies of the replies to the replies?

There’s no way I can get all of my important internet surfing done under these conditions.