Today’s embarrassing admission:

I’m taking the red-eye to China; and, as such, I’ve been pretty much vamping all day long waiting to go the airport. Aside from doing chores around my adopted house, this has largely consisted of watching what turned out to be a The Surreal Life, 5 marathon on VH1. I’ve never before watched a single show, and I most likely never will again… but today I’ve watched like 10.

I have two things to say about this:

1. I am slightly more than a little pathetic, and
2. Caprice is the best-looking, most down to earth and genuine, biggest sport, and coolest chick evAH. I must remember to have my people contact her people.