Sometimes I love spam. I mean it’s already enriched my life in ways that I couldn’t have previously imagined. It’s made my penis so much larger, for instance, and it’s given me 10% of an amir’s considerable fortune just for setting up a bank account for him.

Other times, I just like the subject lines. Like today I received one from my good friend Ash Langdon with the subject line Re: weightlifting guerillas… which cracks me up. Weightlifting guerillas! Of course I’ll open that… especially as it looks like Ash is replying to my original e-mail in regards to these aforementioned guerillas. You’d think I would remember writing something about bulked-up guerillas, but at least Ash is on the ball and replying to whatever important questions I had.