I just gave myself a mild shock by accidentally clicking the headline for U.S Citizen May be Handed Over to Iraqis:

The U.S. government wants an Iraqi court to prosecute an American citizen who is being held in Iraq on suspicion that he is a senior operative of insurgent leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.

The man’s lawyers said he is innocent and likely to be tortured if handed over.

instead of Conan O’Brien Set to Travel to Finland:

“Late Night” host Conan O’Brien has joked that no one watches his talk show. That’s certainly not the case in Finland, where he has become an unlikely cultural icon — and soon a visiting one.

The quirky, self-deprecating NBC host, along with a camera crew, will visit the Nordic country next week. He’ll meet with newly elected Finnish President Tarja Halonen and receive an award on Feb. 14 at the Telvis Awards in Helsinki for being “the most surprising and entertaining TV personality in Finland.”

like I meant to.

I actually physically recoiled and made a little “Gah!” sound. What does this say about me, you ask?

Nothing good.