By now, everyone knows how our Vice President goes around shooting people (78 year-old Harry Whittington, for instance) that disagree with his Iraq policy. That’s old news. The one thing in the article, though, that I found hilarious was the following:

Whittington sent word through a hospital official that he would not comment.

Wait, he commented that he would not comment? No, that can’t be right… he declined to comment by sending word that… wait. I’m so confused.