Friday night I went to a modern dance performance at the ODC Theater that a friend of mine was in. I am indebted to her for inviting me because it was beautiful, interesting, and funny, and I am glad I attended. In other news, I was totally picked up on by a hooker on my way to my car afterwards. Like so:

Hooker: walking towards me Hey, what are you doing?
Me: bemused and cautious expression Nothing…
H:walking in step with me, pressed up against my arm What are we doing?
M: Oh, I don’t think anything tonight.
H: But, I can make you real happy…
M: Oh, but I’m already on my way to someone who can make me happy. [sadly, a lie by the way]
H: sad vioce Oh, is she better than me?
M: Not better, different.
H: starts grabbing at me But, I just wanna give you a tester, just a tester
M: No no, not tonight, thanks
H: pushes me up against a van C’mon just a tester, right here…
M: gently pushing here away No thank you, not tonight…
H: pouty OK… walking across the street Well, you shouldn’t be out here at night walking alone with all this temptation! You should’ve taken the LONG way around!
M: Yeah, you have a good night now!
H: You’re a good man, but you’ve got to watch out for all this temptation!
M: Yeah, and you ARE temptation! Have a good one…
H: You’re a good man, but sometimes there’s too much temptation!
M: I hear ya…

Yeah, I still got it…