Glamorous, glitzy, Hollywood news! As of this writing, the CNN QuickVote results to the question, “What do you think of Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman’s breakup? are as follows:

It makes me sad 26%
I saw it coming 8%
It surprised me, but you know Hollywood 26%
It’s sad for them, but personally, I couldn’t care less 41%

How many people couldn’t care less, you ask? 1483…