From EOD:

“The guy in line in front of me at Costco has two things in his cart: a case of beer and a pre-cooked chicken. I remember bachelorhood.”

This reminded me of a time I was doing some late-night grocery shopping back in college. It was about 11 at night or so, and the guy in front of me needed (apparently desperately) a 2-Liter of Coke and 64-slice pack of cheese. Awesome. I wait for the day that I can say, “Damn! I’ll be right back, honey, I need to go get some Coke and cheese.”