Walking down the street on the way to lunch, I noticed a bunch of evenly spaced sign posts. They read:

NO Parking
Any Time
For Commercial Vehicles
Weighing Over 5 tons.

5 tons! Do you know how many dead me’s that is? A little over 58. Thinking in those terms, I can certainly understand the concern. I wouldn’t want a bakery truck filled to the rafters with 58 Dave corpses in it, either. 57 corpses, though, that’s a completely different story.