Sign on the dumpster in my office parking lot:

CAUTION – Do not play in, on, or around this container.

le sigh… That’s just another example about how this over-cautious, PC world has just gone too far. The kids of today will no longer know the carefree joy of a spritied game of Hide-n-Go-Dumpster, or revel in the mock violence of Cowboys-n’-Dumpster-Denizens.

You know, fair readers, it’ll be a cold, cold day in Hell when my kids won’t be allowed to bring me a discarded length of bike chain or bag of rotting grass, “just ’cause we love ya”.