Grrr…Today is not a good day.

– DSL went down when the router exploded
– For some reason, that’s also brought the network down
– I’ve got the DSL going, but the network is still a mystery
– If one more person tells me that they can’t get to the internet I’ll, I’ll…well, I’ll smile through gritted teeth and say, “Yes, I know, I’m working on it.” But, as soon as they turn their backs and walk back to their desks, then, oh THEN, the under-my-breath invectives will fly! Those souls unfortunate enough to incur my wrath will be silently met with wave upon wave of virulent curses guaranteed to plague their children, and their children’s children, and their children’s children’s children… Yeah, that’ll show ’em.