Mailmen(women/persons) must love traffic. They’re in the worst kind of self-imposed stop-n-go every single day, and don�t seem to mind a whit. I imagine that when they go to concerts, sporting events, gun shows, or whatever other high-traffic event with their friends, they are always the ones that drive. Their companions probably get to the point where they’re yelling at other cars, flipping people off, and banging their heads on the windows in complete frustration; all while the mailman(woman/person) remains calm and collected.

�You think this is bad?� they�ll say, �you should see the 700 block of Pine.�