Water is weird. In looking down into my cup, I see very little of interest going on with the water. It just kind of sits there inert, lets light pass easily threw it without a fight, doesn’t bubble, gurlge, or fizz, and all around just hangs out.

Pepsi, on the other hand, has things going on. Let’s take a look at the ingredients:

– carbonated water

– high fructose corn syrup and/or sugar

– caramel color

– phosphoric acid

– caffeine

– citric acid and natural flavors

Now, compare that to the ingredients of water:

– water

Nevertheless, water is good for you (somehow), one of the most powerful solvents in existence, and turns white T-shirts in Cancun virtually invisible. Water is weird.