In a sea of post-Independence Day blogs, I will add my own summary… in bulletform, no more than 4 syllables per bullet:

– basketball

– Bay Bridge East…damn!

– Bay Bridge West…damn!

– Bay Bridge East…yeah!

– Treasure Island

– fireworks

– apple pie

– Bay Bridge West…sigh

– late night Star Wars

– late late late night

– call in “sick”

– U-S-A!

This may be slightly less than completely non-sensical to Bay Area residents, but I doubt it. Think Treasure Island, and blocked off exits for that beginning bit.

More importantly, stay tuned for an important and disturbing animal crackers update.