When guys in the mens’ restroom wash their hands, they get water everywhere. It doesn’t matter if you find yourself in the Ritz Carlton, or in some roadside gas station, you are guaranteed to find water around the sink, on the counter, on the floor, on the mirror, on the bowl…everywhere.

When you’re 6′ tall the edge of the counter hits you about a half-a-dozen inches below the waist.

When you lean in towards the mirror to take a closer look at that zit on your nose, you get the most interesting spots on your pants that are even more interesting to try to explain.