At work:

Guy: Did you get the flag for the building?

Dude: No, I wasn’t able to.

Guy: What do you mean?!

Dude: Everyone was sold out!

Guy: Did you try that place?

Dude: Yeah, I went to three other places, too. There’s been a run on flags everywhere.

Guy: Hmmmm…

It’s hard to be annoyed with overwhelmingly patriotism.