Signs that, from now on, everything’s coming up “Dave” – – First and second in a series

.: Walking down the street, the only guy in a group of 6 other girl…friends, I hear honking coming from behind me. An early-model yellow Caddie slows perceptibly beside me, and, continues its honking. Inside, my brotha, wearing a fedora and a huge smile, honks with one hand, gives me the �A-OK, You-are-a-Stone-Cold-Pimp-sign� with the other, and then drives off.

.: At a restaurant shortly thereafter, the waiter asks me if, he too, can get some of my pimpatude. I tell him I will think about it. And I do.