I am the victim of credit card fraud. It’s for a card that I haven’t even used in over a year, and that sits, even now, in my back-up wallet containing other unused cards, expired ID’s, frequent flier cards, and the like. Somehow, someone got a hold of the number and charged $250 to an online gambling site. I’m not so much upset about this as I am curious. I still have the card. I haven’t used it recently, so I haven’t gotten any statements. I haven’t even touched my back-up wallet in months. I am perplexed, and a little bit impressed.

I feel unclean.