I was just wondering, what is your favorite color and why?

Yours forever and ever and ever,

Erica

What motivated me initially about Hooked on Phonics was my son’s inability to read. Imagine my surprise then, when upon receiving my order, I opened the box to find approximately two ladles-full worth of rendered hog fat. I fed approximately one third of your product to my son, but I unfortunately saw no marked increase in his reading capabilities; and he, sadly, remains astoundingly illiterate.

Please find enclosed the unused portion of your product. Further, I would appreciate a full and prompt refund, as your product did not meet my literacy needs.