I know how it is with some of you. I know that you come here everyday or so to check on the life of someone a little bit dangerous, a little bit wild; and, I can understand that. So, what I did just now will come as no surprise to you. You’ll be titillated, sure, but you’ll just think to yourself how it’s just vintage Dave “Bad-Boy” Kleeman.

However, in deference to those of you with unsteady nerves, I will not explicitly state what I did; but, here’s a hint:

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