Odd Thing That My Body Just Did That Only I Will Find Interesting

Having been in the sun a lot, lately, the ol’ epiderm’ is taking a bit of a drumming; and, is in fact, peeling a bit on my shoulders. Never is this more apparent than after the ironically drying experience of a shower.

In putting on lotion after said shower, I sqwooshed a large glorb of lotion onto one hand and then sqwarshed my hands together leaving two equal sqworbs, with the idea of schmlecking some on each shoulder. As I went to do so, each hand went up in opposite, mirrored arcs and smashed together in front of me like a clapping seal. Odd, I’ve never done that before…