Me: Ooooooooooh, bustedddddddd

Penthouse: Dude, it’s not that big a deal

Me: Whatever man, you’re totally screwed.

Penthouse: Damn, you think so? I thought people would be stoked to see some nudie pics…

Me: Yeah, but yours weren’t even Anna. I mean when Pam made her video, it was definitely her, and it made her look totally hot. Yours were some retail heiress chick, and she didn’t even look all that great.

Penthouse: and there’s the rub

Me: and there’s the rub…