I’ve been laying carpet.

That’s not a euphemism, I mean that literally. Yesterday was an all day effort of laying carpet in ADG’s new-to-her apartment. The day before was finding said carpet. My back hurts.

Little Girl in Home Depot: (rounds corner flanked by her family, 6-ish brother on one side, mother on the other) OOOOHHH! Carpet samples!!! (proceeds to tackle 12 foot long roll and rub face on it)

Me: (to myself) sigh… I wish I was that excited about carpet…