What? Going-away-presents? How thoughtful!

Wait, what are you saying? Congratulations-on-the-new-job-gifts?! you’re too kind!

Now just wait a gosh-darned (yeah, I said “gosh-darned”, deal with it) minute, early-Christmas-because-I’ll-be-moving-over-the-holidays-packages? Wow! That’s amazingly kind!

OK, that was uncalled for. In all seriousness, though, I owe several of you assorted prizes and gifts that I wasn’t otherwise able to get while unemployed. There are the winners and losers of the First Annual Kiss-Off, and some notable birthdays I need to catch up on. Not to mention my non-blog-enabled friends and family, re-paid loans, just-because gifts, and family holidays. It will take me awhile to get there… but I will.