So I’m under a lot of stress, and not feeling very funny… sorry about that. As for Canada, I’m dragging my feet and still undecided. Of course, I already signed the offer and accepted the job, but since then all I’ve wanted to do is get out of it. Something about being far away, alone, and relatively broke that I don’t find appealing. It looks, though, that if I stay here I’ll be alone and broke, too, so that’s not much incentive is it?

And so that’s where I am today.

Also, Jack Nicholson is losing his sex drive. Thank GAWD, now there’s finally hope for the rest of us! (OK, maybe that was a little funny… maybe)