I take back anything bad I ever said about you. I apologize with all my heart for every time I cursed you in my sleep, or insulted you to your face. The things I did to you were not warranted for what you did to me, and I can only humbly say I’m sorry as retribution. We cannot take back the past, but we can build a better future. If we can just move on from here and forge a new and stronger relationship that would be beneficial to us both, I would be greatly appreciative. You’re easier now, faster, happier, more useful; and I… I’m more patient and willing to learn. I know we can do this.

I love you, Post Office.