In case you were thinking to yourself, “Self? (as I’m sure you address you when talking to [wait for it] you) How much masculinity do you think Dave has left? Well, because I care about you, The Masses, I’ll tell you:

Really very little.

That is to say: little

Not only did ADG take me to yoga for the first time last night, but I enjoyed it.

A lot.

I’m going to go again if given the opportunity.

I’m all about yoga.

And I like wearing a leotard.